Why Is the Web Debating Whether or not Nancy Reagan Gave Good Head?
Warning: A couple of months in the past a bunch of you bought mad at me for writing about the late Michael Landon’s penis, supposedly on the grounds that one shouldn’t communicate sexually of the lifeless — even when the lifeless in query was the one who wouldn’t shut up about his dick within the first place. Anyway, for those who have been a type of individuals, please be happy to see your self out; this text about Nancy Reagan’s rumored head recreation is just not for you.
Typically you will notice issues on Twitter that make completely no sense — issues like “Nancy Reagan throat goat,” or a photograph of the late First Woman on the arm of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor Pete Davidson. After years of diligently maintaining with present memes in an try to preserve my timeline legible, I — an more and more weary elder Gen Zer — have given up on this relentless journey to the middle of every meme that graces the web for its quarter-hour of fame earlier than being changed by the subsequent one on the breakneck velocity of the web. Today, if I see one thing on Twitter that is mindless, I take that as an indication from the universe that it’s none of my enterprise and I used to be by no means meant to know. No worries, I’ll get the subsequent one.
Sadly, it seems the Nancy Reagan tweets I ignored this weekend have been, actually, my enterprise, as a result of they have been about blow jobs. Particularly, they have been about actually good blow jobs the previous First Woman is rumored to have doled out with some frequency on the MGM lot again in her performing days.
It began late final week when conservative life-style influencer/sister of conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro, Abigail Shapiro, tweeted facet by facet photographs of Madonna lounging on a mattress with one uncovered boob and a buttoned-up Nancy Reagan posing for a household photograph. “That is Madonna at 63. That is Nancy Reagan at 64,” reads the tweet. “Trashy residing vs. Traditional residing. Which model of your self do you wish to be?”
Clearly, this tweet was meant to disgrace Madonna for each her age and sexuality, whereas placing Nancy Reagan’s extra ostensibly conservative life-style on a pedestal of best, demure womanhood. What it ended up doing, nonetheless, was unearthing some juicy rumors concerning the former First Woman’s rumored sexual prowess and promiscuity. In a reply to Shapiro’s tweet, author Zach Heltzel shared a screenshot from a Village Voice article citing a licensed 1992 biography of Nancy Reagan that references the First Woman’s status for giving one of the best head in Hollywood.
In keeping with the biography, Nancy Reagan “was famend in Hollywood for performing oral intercourse … not solely within the night however in places of work. That was one of many causes that she was very talked-about on the MGM lot.”
Naturally, this info led to a flood of memes hailing Nancy Reagan because the “throat goat,” which finally devolved into photoshopped snaps of Nancy and Pete Davidson and even some prolonged discourse debating how Reagan’s supposed throat recreation would measure as much as in the present day’s requirements.
A lot of this, I imagine, is all in good enjoyable, and Nancy Reagan’s rumored promiscuity can be humorous even when it weren’t for the plain hypocrisy of a lady identified to advertise conservative Christian values and an entire ass battle on porn throughout her time within the White Home blowing each man in Hollywood throughout her youth.
Nonetheless, it’s vital to notice — as Heltzel does in a subsequent reply — that there’s completely nothing improper with Nancy Reagan having loved a promiscuous interval in her youth (if certainly she did), simply as there may be completely nothing improper with Madonna, or actually any other person of any age or gender, expressing their sexuality nonetheless they select at any level of their life.
Furthermore, it also needs to be famous that whereas these memes don’t appear to be meant to disgrace or in any other case damage Reagan, there’s an excellent probability that when these rumors about her prowess on the MGM lot initially began swirling again within the day, they have been meant to hurt and humiliate. Hopefully lately, we’re all mature sufficient to know that there’s nothing bad or shameful about giving head — particularly nice head. And whereas a few of us could also be properly inside our rights to thrill within the hypocrisy of an outwardly conservative political determine getting down and soiled within the MGM lot, the lesson right here is that folks of all types can and do have intercourse. You will be famend to your head recreation all through Hollywood in your youth and nonetheless develop as much as be a revered political determine/doting mom/grandmother, you will be simply as promiscuous at 64 as you have been at 24, you’ll be able to blow one man or a thousand guys, and completely none of these issues has any affect in any way in your price or worth as a human being.
Nonetheless, giving nice head isn’t any small expertise, so to Nancy Reagan, on behalf of the whole web, I wish to lengthen a hearty, posthumous congratulations for being the Throat Goat of Hollywood.
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