Enrique Tarrio Asks DC Choose For Lowered Sentence Citing Jail Situations
Proud Boys chief and brownest white nationalist ever, Henry “Enrique” Tarrio, requested a decide on Monday for early launch earlier than he finishes serving a five-month sentence for lynching a Black Lives Matter banner that was taken from a Black church in Washington, D.C. Tarrio’s reasoning for why he must be freed early seems to primarily be—and I’m paraphrasing right here—”Jail sucks and I’m scared.”
In keeping with the Related Press, Tarrio is asking D.C. Superior Courtroom Choose Jonathan Pittman to both cut back his sentence to 90 days or permit him to complete it underneath home arrest as a result of he stated he’s being harassed by correctional officers and the circumstances on the jail are disgusting and inhumane.
That’s proper, good folks—the BLM motion hater is now searching for leniency as a result of correction officers, who’re included underneath the moniker of “legislation enforcement,” are treating him with prejudice.
I’m sorry, I don’t normally do that however I simply…I don’t suppose I might help it…
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Sorry, that was utterly unprofessional and it gained’t occur once more.
Once more, Tarrio can be complaining that the jail’s circumstances aren’t match for males or Proud Boys, claiming his cell has been recurrently flooded with soiled bathroom water from a neighboring cell and that the hallways are full of smoke. (This man is actually on his Karen steez asking for a non-smoking part in jail. *snickers*) He additionally stated medical neglect is a matter on the jail and that he noticed an inmate have a seizure who was left laying on the bottom for a half-hour earlier than any assist arrived.
Whereas Pittman stated Monday that he’ll rule on Tarrio’s request by the tip of the week, AP famous that “the decide struck a persistently skeptical tone that left Tarrio, testifying by video from jail, visibly slumped in frustration.”
Tarrio reportedly stated within the video: “I’ve been to jail earlier than and what I’ve seen right here, I’ve by no means seen wherever else. This place must be shut down instantly.”
Regardless of the irony, he added: “I’m deathly afraid that one thing goes to occur to me.”
So now all of it is sensible. Because of this Tarrio spent years as an informant for the FBI and native authorities in Florida. Because of this he was principally Tekashi 69 with out the Harley Quinn makeover. Because of this Henry “Enrique” Tarrio of Miami, Florida, turned Snitchy McSnitcherton of Snitchville, Inform-on-you-opolis.
This alt-right Cuban negro was simply afraid of being locked up all alongside.
However wait—I assumed the Proud Boys had been speculated to be fierce protectors of masculinity and the patriotic representatives of the dwelling of the courageous. Whining about cop harassment and inhumane jail circumstances is BLM snowflake s**t, isn’t it?
Anyway, in keeping with AP, attorneys for the D.C. Division of Corrections stated that points with the jail circumstances are being addressed and that the flooding was brought on by an inmate who recurrently flooded his personal bathroom in protest. The attorneys additionally stated Tarrio has since been moved to a different cell they usually denied that he’s been mistreated or harassed by corrections officers.
AP famous that “Tarrio’s complaints about jail circumstances in Washington mirror these of a number of prisoners charged within the Jan. 6 riot on the U.S. Capitol,” and…oh no…it’s occurring once more…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *deep gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
OK, I feel I’m carried out right here.
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